Hollywood Can Save The World
Who needs six-nation talks that are strained and ineffectual? Who needs incompetent Bush administration diplomats?
Kim Jong Il has written a screenplay.
Send a couple of Hollywood studio executives to Pyongyang and offer him his own production company,"Dear Leader Films", a commitment for a Hollywood remake of the current screenplay and a production deal for three guaranteed upcoming pictures. Let them haggle over percentages of the gross, merchandising and the foreign film rights instead of the possibility of thermonuclear war.
I see Julia Roberts in the title role and Jet Li as a certain plucky Asian head-of-state.
Come on, Major League Baseball screwed up with Fidel Castro's ill-fated pitching tryout. Can't we learn from history?
Kim Jong Il has written a screenplay.
Send a couple of Hollywood studio executives to Pyongyang and offer him his own production company,"Dear Leader Films", a commitment for a Hollywood remake of the current screenplay and a production deal for three guaranteed upcoming pictures. Let them haggle over percentages of the gross, merchandising and the foreign film rights instead of the possibility of thermonuclear war.
I see Julia Roberts in the title role and Jet Li as a certain plucky Asian head-of-state.
Come on, Major League Baseball screwed up with Fidel Castro's ill-fated pitching tryout. Can't we learn from history?
